Get Laid Like a Lady - Cannabis Infused Massage Oil and Lubricant
Regular marijuana users have more sex than people who don't use cannabis, but we don't have to inhale it to get the benefits of cannabis in the bedroom.
Cannabis is Viagra for women. Getting high gets us in the mood. We feel relaxed and happy. We forgot about the pressure and stress of everyday life and sink into the good feelings of the moment.
We don’t have to do bong hits in bed to improve intimate moments. Massage oils and lubricant help us focus on our partner and making each other feel good. Effects take anywhere from 20-30 minutes to kick in.
Oil-based lube feels good, but it makes condoms less effective. Always use a water-based lube with condoms.
CHERRY MASSAGE OIL
Here’s the secret - this isn’t really a recipe. Infused coconut oil can be eaten or rubbed into intimate places. But it doesn’t taste great, so we simply add flavor oils. Sweet and fruity flavors are always popular, but feel free to choose any flavoring you like. In a pinch, grab the vanilla extract in your pantry. Try peppermint oil extract for a little extra kick.
Some dispensaries sell flavored coconut oil, so ask your budtender if it’s available.
Infusion: Infuse 3.5 grams of cannabis flower into coconut oil.
Strain: Go straight for THC. Use concentrate for an oil with more tingle, while 3.5 grams of flower infused into coconut oil makes a milder oil.
1/4 cup (2 ounces) fractionated coconut oil
20 drops cherry flavoring
- Add flavoring to infused coconut oil. Stir well.
- Store in an airtight bottle or jar in a cool dark place for up to 6 months. Shake well before use.
GROWN AND SEXY LUBRICANT
This lubricant is water based so it is safe to use with condoms. Add a touch more cornstarch or arrowroot powder and cook for an extra minute or two for a thicker jell. If you prefer a thinner, more liquid consistency, use a pinch less cornstarch or arrowroot powder and remove from heat as soon as it boils. If you can’t find absinthe, substitute moonshine or Everclear. The chocolate extract is for flavoring. It pairs well with absinthe, but feel free to choose your favorite flavors.
Infusion: Use a concentrate or extract marijuana flower into an alcohol tincture.
Strain: Go straight for THC. Using concentrate makes a lube with more tingle, while 3.5 grams of flower infused into alcohol makes a milder version.
Makes 1/2 cup
Cannabis tincture or concentrate
1/2 cup water
2 teaspoons cornstarch or arrowroot powder
1 teaspoon chocolate extract
- In a small sauce pan, bring water and cornstarch to a boil. Remove from heat and add absinthe, chocolate extract and marijuana. Stir well and let cool to room temperature.
- Store in an airtight bottle or jar in a cool dark place for up to 6 months.
- Shake well before use.
If you have any questions about infusing cannabis into personal lubricant, leave them in the comments.
Happy Medicating!
